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Douchyism 

1. The act of saying or doing egotistical douchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag
"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

Douchyism by Spencer & Greg September 9, 2008
Related Words

Doughtyite 

The devote followers of Doughtyism.
AKA: Doughty bitches
AKA: Pupils
Become a Doughtyite today!!!
Doughtyite by Doughty July 20, 2004

Doucheyism 

The practice of being a total & complete douche bag.

Describing the common behavior of a typical Jack-ass
I detected an awful lot of doucheyism in that family
Doucheyism by Team Nelson MN August 18, 2010

doughism 

the religion of a person who is addicted to eating cookie dough.
She is obsessed with cookie dough, like a doughist.

He practices doughism, and eats cookie dough every day.
doughism by Milly heid February 8, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026