Hoplophiliac
Hoplophiliac by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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Homophiliac
A person who bleeds profusely when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuasion. Stemming from homophobia and hemophilia. Typically the person that has Homophilia is homophobic because of the fact that they make them bleed.
Bob"DUDE!, why are you bleeding from your pores?!?!!?!"
Tim"I'm a Homophiliac and you're the only one here so you must be gay.
Bob"No way can I be gay, I'm a construction worker and I hangout with cowboys all day.
Tim"Well that explains the bleeding".
Tim"I'm a Homophiliac and you're the only one here so you must be gay.
Bob"No way can I be gay, I'm a construction worker and I hangout with cowboys all day.
Tim"Well that explains the bleeding".
Homophiliac by ORANGEjoe June 15, 2009
HOPLOPHILIA
A sexual fetish involving arousal from firearms, their use, or association with those who carry them, like police or security guards.
Many gun enthusiasts reveal a deeper pathology, their hoplophilia, when they post high volumes of photographs of their weapons instead of their partners, spouses or lovers.
HOPLOPHILIA by Raquel de la Roche July 3, 2025
Homophiliac
A disorder characterized by the delayed or stunted ability to tolerate gay people, often resulting in being overly nosey and judgmental towards their sexual preferences.
Jim: "Pray the gay away!"
Tom: "Jim, stop being such a homophiliac! Who they're attracted to is none of your business."
Tom: "Jim, stop being such a homophiliac! Who they're attracted to is none of your business."
Homophiliac by FurryCatPaws May 30, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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