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Chujoned 

To be chujoned is when you think your getting a good deal, but you are truly getting scammed.
Paul Chujoned Jason on the value of his Gibson SG
Chujoned by Cheech Modene August 1, 2021
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cujoboobies 

Hideous, deformed breasts, generally possessing acne and unkempt matted hair with unnaturally large areola's resembling that of personal pan pizzas with shoe string excretions.
Unfortunately that broad had some Cujoboobies and I am now scarred for life.
cujoboobies by Pegasus1! November 8, 2012

Chulobby 

A bigger person than normal but that is chulo and hot.
Damn Chonchis you Chulobby
Chulobby by Bigbear6467 March 13, 2019
A blowjob received from someone who is crying like Cho Chang from Harry Potter.
They cried so much it was like a Chojob rather then a blowjob.
Chojob by DirtyGuru January 5, 2024
Chubob is a name that means legendary gooner and the second best cracker ever
“Hey look its Chubob” -Ohob
Crack me Ohob” - Chubob
Chubob by Ohob June 4, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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