The most common internet name for someone who tried to use (word) but found it was already taken. Quite possibly the most retarded way of solving the problem, this method commonly leaves the user feelng as though they could have picked a better (and more original) name.
Phear me, for I am XxRETARDxX, the weakest of the weak! Thou shall died laughing at my incredable weakness, and thus, I shall win!
by DragonlordALS July 4, 2004