Greendaying

n. A euphemism for masturbation in reference to the song "All By Myself." Used mostly by ugly-ass high school girls passing notes at the Twins game next to the left field pole.

Ugly Girl 1: I've been Greendaying every once in a while, but i really don't think about Jesse all that often. I swear.

Ugly Girl 2: Eeeeeww!!!

*stupid bitches*

Greendaying by paddlenaked June 27, 2004

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Greendayism

A so-called religion that involves people who are totally obsessed with Green Day.

Green Day Fan: OMG I don't follow Jesus, I follow Greendayism!! DUH!

Greendayism by xX-dismal-Xx May 28, 2007

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Greendaying • Greenbaying • Greendayism • GreenDayIsTheBest

Green Daying

Green Daying is a verb, which describes when somebody is listening to songs by the American Punk Rock band - Green Day, continously, for a fairly large amount of time.

The reason verbs like this do not exist for other bands, is because not all bands can be listened to for a long amount of time, without getting boring.

Usually, iTunes is used to Green dayage. But Sometimes MP3 players etc. can be used. In most cases, at least 15 or more songs are needed to Green Dayage.

A true Green Dayager will try to get his/her hands on every Green Day song avaliable, through any means possible.

For many people, Green Dayaging is a hobby. It's something they like to do when they are feeling down, or why they are feeling up, or... in fact, in any mood.

Mike had been Green Dayaging all night long and he only stopped because he had to go out. This is an example of "Green Daying"

Green Daying by Green Dayer December 5, 2009

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GreenDayIsTheBest

He says "an awesome green day song" to every song he's defined, even if it's not that good, and it seems he only has their International Superhits.

an awesome green day song

GreenDayIsTheBest by TheLostDude December 31, 2004

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Greenbaying

The art of picking a booger and then inserting the finger up your girls anus and then wiping it on her bowels.

Doctor: How did that greenie get in your stool?
Girl: Oh my boyfriend gave me a Greenbaying at the stroke of midnight.
Doctor: Respect

Greenbaying by Az McFly September 1, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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