A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.
by CelebrationStone October 21, 2010
A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.
by kumkee June 22, 2004
the extreme goat herder just chases around flaming sheep from his jeep at four in the morning because dogs aren't good enough.
by the extreme goat herder November 4, 2009