Inviting a less favored friend to accompany you to an event, but in such a way as to discourage them from going without making you feel like a shit.
Guy 1: “I’d like you to go to the movie with me, but Jeff overheard me talking about it and is making noise like he wants to go too.”
Guy 2: “No worries, just ask him to go in a declusive way.”
Guy 1: “How do I do that?”
Guy 2: “Easy, just ask him to go, and then tell him it’s a flick about something he hates.”
Guy 1: “Wow, that’s a great idea; I can also use that whenever I want to ditch the GF for a night out with the guys!”
Guy 2: “Work every time!”
Guy 2: “No worries, just ask him to go in a declusive way.”
Guy 1: “How do I do that?”
Guy 2: “Easy, just ask him to go, and then tell him it’s a flick about something he hates.”
Guy 1: “Wow, that’s a great idea; I can also use that whenever I want to ditch the GF for a night out with the guys!”
Guy 2: “Work every time!”
by ReaperB October 9, 2013