A deadly pathogen which originates in Korkin City, and comes from bed rotting 24/7, always strikes just before you were about to lock in, there is no cure, and it might be fake.
"I heard of some guy who got the rash? What happened to him?"
"Oh that guy? He never gets on anymore, rots in bed 24/7, and always complains about it now."
"Is the rash even real?"
Get 3 beers and get two willing female participants. Let them get "drunk". Tell all of you friends that you can't drink because of Islam, and tell the girls that you are "plastered and you want to experiment". Take the already drunk girls and bring them to your room. Proceed to fornicate.
"So did you here about Ali Baba last night? He met these twosluts and pulled The Ass Rash Special!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.