First,
get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff
the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if
that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen,
get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint
the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had
the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.