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michael

michaels very attractive gets all the ladies attention . but is a cheating whore that is desperate for sex . literally will pay for sex u desperate ass bitch . he’ll be in a relationship with someone and still go out of his way and ask for another girls nudes just for it to get out to the entire school and for the girl to be embarrassed and just an emotional reck all bc michael petite thought it would be cool to let it out into the world that he got nudes from a 14 year old. lame ass who tf carries nudes in middle school kids still busting out piss and u happy u for nudes counting up all the nudes in ur phone cocky ass bitch . and most importantly who tf loses their virginity in middle school little ass kids spreading their legs to peanut sized penis . y’all nasty asf .

-SMMS
girl: i’m dating michael he likes me i can’t believe it !!

friend: ur gross go die .
by shrekchokeme June 7, 2019
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michael

fittest guy youll ever meet, especially if he has brown hair. gets all the girls and guys and has a fit body. very smart, cute, empathic and fit 10/10 would reccomend
wow michael is so fit, i wanna kiss him
ikr i want him as mine
by \(//∇//)\ December 30, 2019
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michael

michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.
Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
by mylunatuna July 30, 2012
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michael

An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.
We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.
by TxTnks November 10, 2007
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michael

mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to
hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever
by puppyslvt March 10, 2022
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michael

A michael is someone who is tough and never backs down from a fight, but is sensitive and meaningful on the inside. He's seen as somebody you can trust and is reliable to the ones he loves most and his girlfriend sexy af. also got a fat dick and pounds good. His banter is unbeatable and there isnt going to be someone else the same as him - his smile is the most attractive thing you could fall in love with and hes seen as a loyal person who you will never get bored off. can be a dick sometimes but the memories you make with him will never be forgotten. also plays overly good at any game smh. also will roast the shit out of you ion every sarcastic form possible. luv u michael hehe.
michael looks like patrick from spongebob lmfao
by bigbootyhoe2.1 November 14, 2020
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michael

a person who is annoying but always there for me...
MICHAEL SHUT UP U R ANNOYING ME
by Rio Is Handsome September 3, 2021
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