(n)- Something that has the ultimate crust factor. Meaning it is very undesirable and therefore crusty. It is so crusty that it has to be referred to the place that makes the crust- the crust factory.
girl 1- heyyy look at my new shirt
girl 2- wow its like a crust factory, put it away
girl 1 *walks away crying*
girl 2- wow its like a crust factory, put it away
girl 1 *walks away crying*
by ABsofsteel June 18, 2013