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n00bsickle

A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.
"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."
n00bsickle by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006
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n00bsickle

A person who is very unexprienced with human relationships. ie. spends too much time with their computer. BRICE!!
Go get a job, n00bsickle.
n00bsickle by Jelly June 6, 2004
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nobsickle 

Fun to shout at passers by. Sometimes i sit in a crowded room and shout it. Go on. Write it down. Nobsickle.
OI YOU NOBSICKLE!
I say you are a wee bit of a nobsickle.
nobsickle by Madeleine January 9, 2005
An n00bsicle, Like a n00b, Newb, Newbie is someone who is less skilled than yourself.

It can also be used to describe someone who behaved immaturely, either in real life, or on the internet.
Example 1 - A person is able to shoot 5 bulls eyes in a row, the next person does not shoot any, they are a n00bsicle as you just owned them

Example 2 - You are playing Battlefield 2, someone runs in front of your plane to affect your score, They become a n00bsicle
n00bsicle by Jason Gunn July 2, 2006
a minor under 13 trying to say that they could pwn you when u have teh most expirience
this n00bikle is trying to pwn teh_master at css when he's a n00b him self.!!!! gtfo wit that
n00bikle by matthew acosta January 11, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026