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Commisery 

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.
I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.
Commisery by Tired of it November 3, 2018
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cobisery 

Verb: A state or feeling of great mental distress or disorientation when, after falling asleep on the couch, you move to bed and experience an inability to fall back asleep.

Origin:

Combination of the words couch to bed and misery. (Latin)
I lay awake in bed for hours with the worst case of cobisery after first falling asleep watching series on the couch.
cobisery by Old_but_gold December 18, 2018

Commisery 

Ahh, commisery. The misery you feel when you spent thousands on commission but got nothing more for your money.
Save yourself from commisery at PurpleBricks.com.au.
Deano thought that PurpleBricks was just online, but he felt commisery when he found out that they only charge a fixed fee.
Commisery by dingo5 June 25, 2018
comedy + chemistry. when you meet someone who has the same sense of humor as you and you connect with them.
Today I met Chiara, a girl from my college, and we started laughing at the same things. We definitely have comistry.
comistry by 5829592859183 May 12, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026