sober patch 

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.

Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.

sober patch by nycanuck April 16, 2013

soberwatching 

When a sober person watches other people do drugs to make sure they're safe.

Spencer was soberwatching his friends last night while they did drugs, he's kinda like a babysitter...

soberwatching by Acadia101 April 6, 2017