NARP

Non-Athletic Regular Person; someone who is inferior to others at the game of lacrosse.

Look at that kid, Beau #16, he just dropped that pass....again...NARP!

by Taylor Wynnchizzle April 24, 2010

NARP

a derogatory but appropriate label that is short for non athletic regular person

*at a party full of athletes*
Athlete 1: Where did all these fuckin NARPs show up from?
Athlete 2: IDFK we should have them wear "ima NARP" tags so they know their place

by Radiotrophic Gint September 18, 2022

NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person. Often thinks they are very cool but in reality is a total waste of space.

Clay Hanback thinks he is a beast at "hacking" vids, buts is actually a total NARP

by Matatan 123 December 24, 2010

NARP

Noun
1. "Not A Real Person"; An insult to a persons perception of reality.

Blake:(after getting off water ride) "I smell like water"
Shaun:"Dude, you are such a NARP."

by Shaun M. October 09, 2006

NARP

Not A Real Person.

A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.

And then there are narps.

Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.

by ChepeChepe June 20, 2012

NARP

Acronym for "not a real person"... When someone is acting completely ridiculous. Their everyday actions are not socially acceptable they then come a NARP

This girl in my chem class is such a NARP, she dirty skypes her boyfriend all the time during lectures.

by Jan and Earl December 15, 2010

NARP

Not a Real Person

Did you see Chantal today? She is just so strange. She's such a NARP

by littlelittleittybitty May 04, 2011