Anthony

Anthony æntəni Exclamation. The polite response to a belch via means of transferring responsibility for said belch to "Anthony." Popularly used in the Pacific Northwest. Much speculation and etymological research has been done to find the identity of the Original Anthony (hereto referred to as OA). However, the most this research has been able to tell us is that the OA probably has some sort of bullshit bank job in Oregon and probably did something to deserve this constant scapegoating. He knows what he did.

Anthony æntəni n. The source of all bodily gases.
Woman: {Belches Loudly}
Same Woman: Anthony!!!

2. Woman: Farts Loudly}
Same Woman: God, Anthony! You're SO Gross!
by CptnShtBrd August 12, 2020
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Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God. He's an amazingly hott guy who knows how to dance and has a big dick according to people i know, anthonys are naturaly good at sports and are verry popular. especially with the ladys.They are crazy gorgeous with so much sex appeal that they're constantly fighting off the ladies.They are genuine and very caring. Anthonys are also very intelligent and can master just about anything (including but not limited to women's' hearts).a super sweet, awesome, and beastly boy who happens to be very hot.Is a fucking boss, plan and simple. when people see him they are like damn that is one fly mother fucker. the rawest mother fucker in all sports except for soccer cause only fags play soccer! He is very reliable and one of the greatest fiends you will ever meet. When it comes to relationships he knows how to treat a lady and is a real smooth talker.
EVERY ANTHONY
by broski97 October 27, 2011
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Generous, loving guy. Adorable and handsome at the same time-with amazing taste in music.
Person 1: Who is that guy?

Person 2: Anthony!
by 1231231 March 6, 2010
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Anthony ; An all around good guy, usually prevents the deaths of turtles walking across the road. Every now and the he stares into the night sky and spots ufos, they most likely are just airplanes in the distance, he stays optimistic on the matter. The movie "Fight Club" was based on his personal experiences of battling his multiple personalities. In the face of death he builds a snowman, when challenged he remains victorious even after losing. Once tamed a lion that knew how to swim.
Scientist : That sea lion is a lot bigger then I remember
Guy: Your clearly not as intelligent as Anthony
by Alfred Hitchdick December 22, 2013
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Look at that Anthony he so gay.

Did you see that Anthony yeah he was touching that boy.
by Eegylh January 31, 2020
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A Anthony is one heck of a person. He is a ladies man, smartest person ever and is vey good at sports. But he is black. You do not want to mess with an Anthony he will twist your nipples so hard. But when he is on his good side he is really chill. To bad he couldn’t stay away from the drugs. I should have help you. See ya later pal
R.I.P 1/3/16
Wow Anthony was the best
by Nick0414 March 15, 2019
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Anthony

Someone who is insecure but sexy and hot and doesn’t know it. You’ll fall in love with him so hard that you won’t be able to let go when he can turn around and never look back. He will love you and care for you but at the same time he can hurt you and make you cry for him so hard. He will fall in love with you at first and you’ll take it for granted but when he takes you’re love for granted you’ll regret everything. You would do anything to get him back. He is such a good and easy person to talk to and even when not in a relationship you’ll love him as a friend with all ur heart. Anthony will hurt you a million times and even after everything you would still want to go back to him. You will somehow still love him. You would trust Anthony like you've never trusted anyone in your life. Everyone will like Anthony and that will bother you because you want him all to yourself, you will never forget Anthony. I love Anthony.
Me, " I fell in love with Anthony. I don't wanna lose him".
Friend," Oh honey, You fell in love with an Anthony. Good luck with that recovery".
by WTFLOVE October 30, 2017
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