junk hug

Awkward moment when two guys are too close when they give each other a hug, resulting in junk to junk contact.

"Did you see John and Jake's junk hug? They were so close that their junk was touching!"

"When you hug your best friend, be sure to leave a little room downstairs - you don't wanna junk hug!"

junk hug by Bucksh0t March 10, 2013

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junk huggers

A tight pair of pants worn by a well endowed man (i.e. blacksauce) that accentuates the man's package.

Don't get excited, or you may tear a hole in your junk huggers.

junk huggers by kstanish22 October 24, 2009

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huge junk

Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.

Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!

huge junk by rosiedarling April 25, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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