fard

funny fard hehe

me when fard XD

by funny man hehe April 13, 2021

fard

adj. Fucking hard; very difficult. Also, very solid.

That quiz was fard.

Say, that needle was fard to find.

It's fard to fuck that fugly bitch.

I'm fard.

by Al-Mac January 19, 2008

fard

Synonymous with fart, but implies that the subject or person saying the word is mentally defficient. Related and often synonymous with farded. Also related to shid and shidded.

"Fug, I just done a big fard.

Mmmm very stinky fard"

by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018

fard

to apply makeup while driving

Jen: It was tragic how Shelley lost her eye while she was farding.

by Timmy May 31, 2004

fard

its fard in butthol

i fard in buthol moma chang me

by 0_0oops October 15, 2022

fard

when someone farts but it smelly

ew Jackson over there did a fard

by Tomskiwasnothereomar August 18, 2022

fard

Fard is the feeling you get when you fart so hard you're ball skin vibrates uncomfortably. Considered a combination of "fart" and "nards"

Will was so engaged in his macrame that he did not adjust his buttocks prior to launching a massive fart. He was unnerved as the gaseous mass pushed past his nard bag creating a distinct "fard" sensation.

by Fardtron October 22, 2013