Snowdicking 

The act of creating a large-scale penile statue comprised in part or entirely of snow or ice for the purposes of self-expression through the artistic medium of sculpture.

It snowed three feet last night and knocked out the power, so my friends and I went snowdicking to pass the time.

Snowdicking by NonEMoose February 18, 2013

Snow Dicking 

Building a giant penis out of snow.

We went snow dicking today. Built a twelve footer.

Snow Dicking by Nash's Follower February 24, 2013

Slowdicking 

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.

Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."

Slowdicking by BeansK July 25, 2023

snowcocking 

When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.

If you want to take a homework break, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.

snowcocking by snowcockingtonight March 21, 2011