yankshake

The seemingly friendly yank of someone's arm in an authoritative handshake truly designed to be vigorous, demeaning and disrespectful.

John Boehner YANKS President Barack Obama in a handshake pull after #SOTU youtu.be/hgZdNL2kEbU #yankshake

yankshake by postabyte February 13, 2013

Yankshake

The act of masturbating while introducing yourself to someone, usually attractive, via shaking hands.

When I met Angelina Jolie in NYC the other day, I couldn't help but yankshake to introduce myself.

Yankshake by TheOfficialDonaldTrump February 15, 2017

Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.

Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

Wankshake by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016