Slurping kittens Share definition Flag To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear. Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep. Slurping kittens by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Slurping kittens mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch