French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

by Zach G. December 3, 2003

French toast

A nasty person who resembles french toast... usually has the following attributes: greasy hair-syrup, bad smelling-burnt eggs, baby powder in hair to try to cover up the grease-powdered sugar. May also be a mysterious whore-nobody knows where it came from and is everywhere.

Man: Hey did you see that Kaitlyn smith chick?

Woman: Yeah she's a real french toast.

Man: Hey, your right!

by christopher Eckelstien January 30, 2010

French toast

A method of swearing often used in place of other swear words when in the presence of children

"This dumb son of a french toast of a locker isn't opening."

"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."

by linuxalexa November 11, 2008

French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer

Hans made french toast yesterday

by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018

French toast

A term used by Great Lakes surfers to describe the awesomeness of waves.

Dude! That wave was SO french toast!

by Ms Cullen June 26, 2008

French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008

French Toasting

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.

BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!

by sockbanana January 31, 2016