Sofatosed

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.

Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.

Sofatosed by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

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somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

somatose by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

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Sofatosed • sofatose • Somatosed • somatose • stomatosed

Somatosed

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

Somatosed by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010

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stomatosed

When you are so stoned you feel comatosed

"Your so high mert!"

"Yeah man I'm stomatosed right now"

stomatosed by Adamnickh October 13, 2013

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sofatose

When you're so high that you cannot possibly get off your sofa and do something productive. A spin off of comatose

Oh my god dude, I'm so sofatose right now. I smoked way too much.

sofatose by BHAR March 16, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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