massacure

A manicure that went horribly wrong. This generally consists of awkward nail colors, chipped polish, unfortunate nail shaping, and bad nail art designs.

Beth: I went to get my nails done and look at how bad they turned out!
Jake: Oh honey, that's horrible. They massacured your nails!

by officerswallows January 3, 2013

massacure

massacre + cure + massacure
A slaughtering of large numbers to rid them from the earth

During the Zombie Apocalypse we will have to work together for a massacure

by Kj Nay's daughter Deedle October 30, 2011