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Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.
Lauren: I am rage eating so much freakin gingerbread. I'm going to be 2 pounds heavier for no good reason now.

Britt: You could just stop...

Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.
Rage Eat by AlwaysWinning December 25, 2012
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When you get high and start eating munchies, you have a rage eat.
Dude, I had such a big rage eat the last time I got high.
Rage Eat by j0niy October 12, 2016

rage-eat 

In Call of Duty, when the kids on the other team are sweating so fucking hard that you proceed to eat your Advanced Warfare disc cover.
Jaguar: I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THESE DROPSHOTTING SQUEAKERS!! *rage-eats his cover*
rage-eat by RaginLykASaiyan January 2, 2015

eat my rage 

an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.
Goofy - “Awhh ha, are ya having fun?”
Man - “EAT MY RAGE!!!!!”