Butt thorn 

(n.) slang for hemmhroids

Girl 1: man I got the butt thorns so bad!
Girl 2: wanna borrow my ointment?
Girl 1: yeah sure! I used all of mine.

Butt thorn by JessieAly December 9, 2012

butthorn 

n. (1988)
A pejorative term used mostly in fight scenes. It is likely a variant of butthole. Coined by Gary Busey's character Frank McBain in the Cold War thriller 'Bulletproof'.

"Your worst nightmare, butthorn!"
"Bird season is over, butthorn!"

butthorn by The WZA May 6, 2008

Butthorn 

An extremely loud fart, sounding much like a trombone. By varying the tension of the anal sphincter, a skilled butthornist can change the pitch of the resulting notes over a full octave.

Billy blew the butthorn, he blew it long and loud.
It made a great impression on the women in the crowd.
Some peed into their purses. Some peed upon their hands.
And Billy got invited to play in many bands.

Butthorn by Rumpleforeskin22 December 4, 2013

Butthorn 

1. (noun) Derogatory term created by combining the words bullhorn and butthead that implies that one is a talking butt, amplified by a bullhorn. First coined by Gary Busey in the movie "Bulletproof"
2. (noun) Derogatory term created by combining the words bullhorn and butthead that implies one is the equivalent of amplified flatulence. First coined by Gary Busey in the movie "Bulletproof"

I'm your worst nightmare, butthorn!
Bird season's over, butthorn!

Butthorn by Gumby1.0 April 15, 2011

butthorn 

Similar to a shoehorn but instead of being used for slipping on tight shoes, it is used to stretch tight pants over fat bodies.

Damn, Addison, did you see that chick with the cake top? (See cake-tops: exceeding "muffin-tops") She must have used a butthorn to get into those jeans

butthorn by Thom Ascott April 1, 2016

Butthorn 

When a nice person, usually sweet and caring, says this, It is a form of endearment. They think you are being silly.

I'm not silly, you butthorn!

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?! YOU BUTTHORN!!! TEEHEEE!!

Butthorn by Lemoney Snikster January 7, 2010