hitnip 

Hot In Theory, Not In Practice

Man, anal sex is so hitnip.

hitnip by Huntress244 December 5, 2012

Hiniphobia

A distinct and irrational fear of catching the H1N1 flu virus.

Patient: "Doctor! I coughed yesterday! Does I have teh Swine??"

Doctor: "No, but you do have severe Hiniphobia"

Hiniphobia by UrbanAristotle September 29, 2009

Hitpiphany 

1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"

*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!

Hitpiphany by Andrea H20s April 18, 2010

hinipus 

A random assortment of squiggly colorful lines in the top corner of a room.

Holy shit that hinipus is strangling him!!

hinipus by hinipus July 4, 2007

Hitripostasish 

The feeling of being after being a feeling

1. I am feeling hitripostasish after that weekend with Julie.

2. My sister was hitripostasish yesterday after she saw a unicorn.

Hitripostasish by Mystery777 September 23, 2020

hitndipped 

you only started a relationship to have sex with that person then leaving.

nestor: what happened to that one girl you were talking to?
dylan: oh i only hitndipped

hitndipped by sumthingrandom November 1, 2022