Akmo

Shorthand for Alaska-Missouri. This term, usually accompanied by a hashtag, explains the odd relationship between these two arbitrary states. Note the hashtag can be placed in text messages and on Facebook as it is part of the phrase. Haters gonna hate. In addition, this phrase usually follows awkward sentences or awkward partial sentences commonly referred to as "sober drunk texts" or SDT for short. These sentences make no sense without #akmo immediately following.

Okay thank god you clarified that. I was getting worried. I thought I'd have to give you the "I just want to be friends" talk... #Akmo

Officiate that... #Akmo

Akmo by Alaskouri November 28, 2012

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Akmosh

An exquisite cocktail. Made with Fanta, Coke, lettuce, tomato, beer and pepper. Usually served with a piece of red tissue floating in the glass.

"Would you like a drink with that sir?"
"The Akmosh looks rather fulfilling"

"I'd like six pints of Boddingtons, a Newcastle brown and an Akmosh, barman!"

Akmosh by defproc January 22, 2006

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Akmodo

To want to shoot somebody

Im in an Akmodo mood

Akmodo by ASTREER$ October 2, 2017

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Akmol

Perfect

Akmol is perfect

Akmol by Anon.anon54678(6 April 15, 2024

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akmol

Perfect

Akmol is Perfect.

akmol by mb.23 April 15, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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