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whore nuts 

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
whore nuts by scodder November 15, 2012
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Whore nuts 

When a man will sleep with anyone for butter pecan ice cream
Mindy: Did you hear that kenny slept with ashley for butter pecan ice cream?

Christine: What a whore nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whore nuts by Mindy & christine November 3, 2009

eat a whole bowl of nuts 

"So what did you guys end up doing last night?"
"Oh, we went back to her place, and she eat a whole bowl of nuts."
*high five*

Whorenuts 

A small undeveloped ball sack attached to a women that sleeps with married men. A.K.A. Home wrecker.
Look at the Whorenuts on on that Tripe Bitch. Lock up you’re man she’s got a pair of monster whorenuts.
Whorenuts by Big Hogan March 27, 2019

Man Whorenus

Adjective:A man that breaks up with his girlfriend to date other girls. An early stage of a man whore.
Brooks dumped Jenna after 8 monthes to date other girls. He is a man whorenus.
Man Whorenus by Mae0926 October 4, 2011

Tims Whorenut

When you pig roast a broad on the rag and fill her holes with cum while snorting blow off her back; just like a powdered jelly filled doughnut.
“Hey Jeff, want to Tims Whorenut bloody Heather and snort some coke off her ass!”
Tims Whorenut by Brakestand January 31, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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