Blormon

A black member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, also known as Mormonism. Blormons are a rare breed of Mormon, and exist despite the Church's former racist policies. Mitt Romney is NOT a Blormon, he is just a fuck up.

Gladys Knight is the only Blormon listed on the wikipedia page for Blormons that I've ever heard of!

Blormon by AliBaba! December 4, 2012

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Blowmont

Since Beaumont (California) can be very windy at times people there call it Blowmont.
Beaumont comes from the french words beau=beautiful + mont=mountain...
Blowmont comes from the urban definition for blowing mountain..

Beaumont... Blowmont...

Blowmont by bionicdog May 31, 2009

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Blormon • blowmonkey • Blowmont • blomonge

Blowmont

A name made up by a couple people on myspace to name their city, Beaumont.

In Blowmont, CA there are no movie theaters, no sports, nothing fun.

Person #1: Let's go do something.
Person #2: There's nothing TO DO, we live in Blowmont.

Blowmont by MentalSabotage63 December 7, 2006

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blowmonkey

Meaning one who blows monkeys.

Daniel is good at being a blowmonkey expert.

blowmonkey by Delbert July 18, 2003

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blomonge

like a bird call but for humans so basically if you want someone’s attention you shout this and the other person shouts it back

daughter: *on their phone*
mum: blomongeeeee
daughter: *looks up from their phone* blomongeeeee

blomonge by The Superior and The Spesh December 12, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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