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Book of Life

God's book in which the names of everyone who has allowed Jesus into their hearts during their brief stay on earth are written for all eterinty.

You can go to heaven provided only that your name is written in this book. To get these two (three, four, five, sixteen, however long your name is) words of text permanently written into this obviously huge book, you must accept Jesus into your mind heart, and soul.
The book of life has the billions of names of the people who accepted Jesus.
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Book of life

A slang term for a homosexual man's anus, which has been stretched so much that it no longer can close. The world's most famous "book of life" is that of goatse.
Damn, my ass is a book of life tonight, jeez.
Book of life by HOB October 11, 2004

Book of the Thug Life 

The Book of the Thug Life is in the progress of being written by the thuggest dude himself, Schmurr or Due Sette. It's a memoir/biography of all the things Due Sette has seen in his life or knows he will have to face. Also featured in the book are all the typical situations a thug might have to encounter and the proper response. The table of contents goes as follows:
Chapter-
1. How To Know You're Legit
2. What Is a Thug?
3. Why You Wish You Were a Thug
4. The Thug Life
5. Why Most People Can't Handle The Thug Life
6. Hop Off the Term Thug If You Are Not a Thug
7. Why I Am a Thug(My Biographical Reference)
8. Who Can Stop a Thug(Nobody)
9. Rule #1 of a Thug
10. The Thug Life Rules
11. What To Do When You Encounter...?

This is the official preview of the next big thing in the literature business. This is all you can see until it is actually written.
Explicit content is used and it is strongly advised that the book should not be read by all.
I wish I was a thug so I'm going to go out and buy the Book of the Thug Life.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026