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Latex Ready 

When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.
Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there."
Tanner: "Which one?"
Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready."

"You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."
Latex Ready by Kitten The Latex Cat November 18, 2012
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Late Nite Reading 

A pop-punk band formed by bassist Brady Szuhaj and lead vocals/guitar Dalton Wixom. As of 2012, their new (and probably permanent) lineup consists of Drew Cottrell on drums and Clayton Collins playing guitar and doing backing vocals. The band has released 2 EPs: Cycles and Sounds in 2010, and Dedicated to Deadlines in 2011. They have also released a few covers, including One Thing by One Direction. In 2012, Late Nite Reading played the BryanStars Tour, along with Rocky Loves Emily, Catching Your Clouds, and Farewell, My Love. During the tour, the band opened a show for their idol, All Time Low.
Person 1: OMG, have you heard anything by Late Nite Reading?

Person 2: Who??

Person 1: They're this awesome pop-punk band!

Person 2: Okay, I'll check them out...

*The next day*

Person 2: OMG I love Late Nite Reading!!!!
Late Nite Reading by Farryn February 11, 2013

Late Nite Reading 

Late Nite Reading also known as LNR.

"Late Nite Reading is hitting the pop-punk scene with a youthful vigor not seen in ages. With a majority of the band being just sophomores in highschool, LNR packs a punchy, hook-driven mature pop sound at an unheard of age. Backed by their recently released studio EP, LNR is forcing their way into the limelight as one of the youngest professional acts in the business.

Late Nite Reading started out of necessity. Not really, but you get what we're saying. One day, not too long ago, (the start of the summer 2009, actually) Brady Szuhaj (Bassist) approached Dalton Wixom (Singer) with the idea of doing a pop punk band together. They plunked around with the idea, wrote some songs, and recruited a drummer. The trio had a practice together, and immediately fell in love. A few more practices later, they added a lead guitarist and they were ready to record. So they did that. The Summer of 2010 they released their first 5 song EP, "Cycles and Sounds". Since that time the roster has changed slightly. Jacob Benner now mans the drums and lends his amazing drum skills to the effort and Aaron Severance has taken over the role of lead guitar with his solid guitar work."-reverbnation.com
person 1: GUESS WHAT!!!
person 2: what?
person 1: I GOT TICKETS TO A LATE NITE READING SHOW!!!!
person 2: HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!!
both:(screaming, jumping around and being excited)

Late Night Reading (LNR) 

Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.
"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026