Friend: Are you a leftie or a rightie?
Victim of Ambipenstrosity: I am ambipenstrous.
Girl: Have you heard about John. He is ambipenstrous.
Boy: I want to be just like him when I am older!
Victim of Ambipenstrosity: I am ambipenstrous.
Girl: Have you heard about John. He is ambipenstrous.
Boy: I want to be just like him when I am older!
by Prof Dr. Ambipenstrous October 16, 2012