Helen Pan 

The human equivalent of taking a unicorn’s horn, drying it, grinding it up, then cutting a line of it to inhale through the nasal passage.

That shit is so 'Helen Pan' it hurts.

Helen Pan by Jajaface September 26, 2012

Helen Pandy 

A hoe that let's broke dudes run a train on her.

They trying to pull a Helen Pandy on that girl.

Helen Pandy by SPREADLOVENOTSTUPID May 20, 2019

Helen Keller Pants 

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

Helen Keller Pants by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007

Hellen Keller Pants 

When a womens pants are so tight you can read vaginal lips

Her pant's are so tight you can read her lips, like hellen keller pants!

Hellen Keller Pants by boomshockalocka January 10, 2009