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Glenhaven 

Glenhaven is a small Colorado town about a two-hour drive from Denver. It has a Main Street, which has little more than a town hall, post office, general store, inn, and fire department. It has several streams running through it, including the North Fork, West Creek, and Fox Creek, in order of usual size. Glenhaven is only a short drive from Rocky Mountain National Park, and is thoroughly forest with pines, spruces, and other trees.
I enjoy visiting Glenhaven because it is fun to get out of the city.
Glenhaven by Funnyfavorer August 20, 2012
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Greenhaven Mouse 

all the asians that live in greenhaven/pocket area. They all come out at night with their marlboro smooths and you can usually tell where they were kickin it...cuz youll find hella butts and spit all over the ground. they all drive together like 4 deep slappin..cuz they all got it like that

you can find them at the local grocery store or coffee shop posted after closing hours...mainy buckthorns, starbucks, belair,hoa viet,freeport area...sometime they travel to laguna and you can find them at inNout or tops!
tracy...! what are you doing at bucks at this hour your definitely a greenhaven mouse! oh fuk.

hey you greenhaven mouse let me get a smooth!
Greenhaven Mouse by coridori October 22, 2008

Greenhaven Rye New York 

They'll all have three children and marry an affluent man who will support their tennis lifestyle as they purchase a house in Greenhaven. Then, their oldest will go to a boarding school, and the other two will go to Rye Neck. Their son will be on the Rye Neck Football team, and their mother will show up to every game trying to live vicariously through their child and mentally remain in High School. Eventually, they'll die, and they won't have done anything productive, and they'll spend their lives thinking of the 'good times' in High School and hiding their extreme alcoholism.
That kid with the popped collar and pretentious look on his face is probably from Greenhaven Rye New York.

glenavery 

a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
We climbed to the top of the High Top and all we saw was a glenavery as we looked out over the open sky above the Blue Ridge.
glenavery by Ridgeback71 July 6, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026