YCOMT = You Came On My Tits: acronym that refers to the male act of ejaculating ("jizzing") upon the breasts of a female, or a male with breast implants (a la genesis p-orridge).
Me: Ah, you fucking rank bitch... you just squirted in my eye!
Vinci's mum: Well, i have every right to... after all, YCOMT.
Vinci's mum: Well, i have every right to... after all, YCOMT.
by faustus August 8, 2012
by CJR1994 June 1, 2012