by Paul D. Key July 29, 2006
An annoying stank masking scent (commonly a scented oil) that subliminally causes internal cringing for members of the bathing community...A.K.A. - "Pseudo Bath", "Trustafarian Tramp Serum", "Hippie Stink" , "Soap Substitute", "Dopehead Dry-Clean", "Coward Shower", "Dank Stank", "Wanker-stank", "Hygiene Hi-jinks", "Greatful Dread", "Granola Grout", "Magnolia Mud-flap", "Drag-rat Sludge Fudge" ...Did I miss one?
"There goes another Trustafarian Granola. That patchouli scent almost ALWAYS precedes pretentious hygienic procrastination and self-righteous drivel !"
by MidCenturyMr September 5, 2008
The pungent oil of the Asian plant pogostemon cablin. The first time you smell it you ask,"what's that!?" The second time you smell it you ask, "why hasn't that been banned?"
by John TD September 17, 2010
its the pinnacle of female beauty and it transcends the normal terms, like beautiful, gorgeous, etc and takes them to a higher level.
by infinitesadness July 22, 2010
Patchouli is a foul smelling stench with strong overtones of mold and mildew. It has become popular with young, and sometimes successful, bohemian types. They often wear it to mask their success and to feel more grounded, as they smoke their American spirits and drink PBR. These days there's nothing cooler than smelling like you live in your parents moldy basement.
Why does it smell like a moldy dead guy in here?
Oh, that's just Nikky, she's wearing patchouli again.
Oh, that's just Nikky, she's wearing patchouli again.
by Barry Buckhorn October 15, 2014
The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.
by bicyclejohn June 25, 2010
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