chum chucks 

The most vile ninja weapon on Earth - two soiled tampons tied together

Ninja: "I can deal with how vile shit shuriken are, but I draw the line when it comes to chum chucks."

chum chucks by mBmD August 2, 2012

Cumchucks 

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.

Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.

Cumchucks by rss1782 September 2, 2020

chumchuckles 

Masturbation involving dog food; Chum in particular.

Yo Billy Boy, Wanna get Ill tonight?

I can't, I'm gonna be at home having me some chumchuckles.

chumchuckles by Eldrainos September 7, 2009

Cumchucks 

Typically performed by an individual and two well endowed men, the individual jerks the men off until orgasm then swings their flaccid dicks around like nunchucks whilst shouting 80’s Kung fu noises.

Vicky: Look Ma I’m just like Bruce Lee kiai!
Ma: You sure do love those cumchucks

Cumchucks by Thotham July 30, 2021