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When someone does certain things he or she used to manage just fine, but not anymore due to getting older.

"Having such an agerape today. I used to be able to drink like fifteen beers a night without getting a hangover. Yesterday I drank five and I'm totally wrecked now."

"Had to get up and take a leak 3 times this night, guess it's the age raping me again.."
Agerape is like a facerape only it's age pranking around with you in real life instead of friends pranking around with you on Facebook.

Examples of this is having to go to the bathroom five times a night. Not able to "get it up". Drinking two beers and get wasted while you used to be able to drink two cases of beer and not get drunk. Sitting at the bar talking to the lovely lady, unsuccessfully trying to get her home due to aging.
Agerape by fredrickard July 8, 2012
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Aperape is an action of extreme physical violence while in a state of uncontrolled rage.

This word shares the same etymology as it's synonym apeshit.
Dillon aperaped Kyle for taking the last beer.
aperape by ArsonIsFun June 1, 2007
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Completely raping a black fucker
Yo bro I just aperaped Sam ackom
Aperape by Aperape June 9, 2018
He is earrape. He likes maya. He is a grape. He has a one inch penis and is constipated.
'I wish I could fuck an agrape."
Agrape by JT0987654 April 3, 2019
When someone conceals , lies about, or is misleading about their age while persuing or commiting sexual acts with another unsuspecting person.
I went on a date with a cougar last night that said she was 49, but I saw her license sticking out of her purse after we had sex. She's actually 55, she age raped me.
Age Rape by DirtyGymClothes January 28, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026