Field Ham 

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

Field Ham by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012

Ham Fiend 

Someone who is always craving ham, to the point when they stop in the middle of a sentence and say "I have a craving for ham". Also these people use it to break the ice of a conversation, beginning the chat with something about how much they want ham.

Sorcha: (opening door) "Hey, Remy, how you doing?"

Remy: (walking straight past Sorcha, straight to the fridge) "Have you got any ham?"

Sorcha: "Woah, Remy, you're such a Ham Fiend"

Ham Fiend by Alvin Mingle III April 25, 2010