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When the two versions of the main antagonist (The Onceler) in the Dr. Seuss book, The Lorax, are having sexual intercourse with each other.
I, the creator of this definition, had recently found oncest fanart on my TikTok For You Page because once my friend sent me a video as a joke and now it's all over my For You Page. I was so disturbed, I cried into a piece of stale bread.
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One-cest 

When the die hard kingdom hearts fans ship together the characters Sora, Roxas, and Ventus.
"What the fuck is this One-cest? You can't make Sora, Roxas, and Ventus have a threesome. They're the same person!"
slang for "once"
Would you do as I tell you for oncest!
oncest by aarby08808 February 4, 2018
when your on top of your family memebers but not fucking them
“that’s incest
“no that’s oncest”
oncest by bitchybitch29 July 4, 2020
when one sibling is on top of the other
this isnt incest, this is oncest.
oncest by hoepp69 July 4, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026