Tarp Your Load 

Originally a sign along the highway to remind gardeners to cover the brush in their pickup on the way to the dump. Has come to mean to tell someone to stop complaining

"My knees and hips hurt when I run, and I am thirsty and sunburned"
"OMG, Tarp your Load"

Tarp Your Load by Plantgirl July 18, 2009

Tarp your load 

To wear a condom

Hey man you better tarp your load if you're going to bang that chick.

Tarp your load by Amexadvisor October 21, 2012