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gorpuscle 

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
gorpuscle by joseph blough October 26, 2022
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a strange autocorrect experienced on some phones. Usually when people become inebriated, this gets typed instead of the intended word which is grumpy when sending a text message. Thus, it has become a synonym of grumpy
I'm sick of this bar, these people are making me GEMPUS
GEMPUS by patrickrl April 7, 2021
Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.
Gombus by Jakeobob January 1, 2020
To make fun of or insult somebody with Gimp-like atributes.
"Hey Gimpus, you're a Gimp"

"Gad Zooks man"
Gimpus by Gimp p. us February 10, 2008
noun: A person/ thing that farts in the bath tube and tries to eat or sniff the bubbles. (used as an insult)
Ew! Josh you are such a Gorpus.
Gorpus by curlyjfoster September 9, 2009
A person who sits outside hotels in his car leeching bandwidth when his ISP is down.
I swear that is Gumpus, he's been sitting in his car for 4 days now.
Gumpus by Kenshin April 10, 2005