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brontage 

brontage is the meaning of something that represents a bad montage for csgo
we the csgo montage community do not like brontages
brooo look at this bro its a brontage this is so bad i wanna go die now
brontage by sopphuer June 11, 2021
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Bronage a trois 

When two brothers double up on a skank.
Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.

Brondage 

Bonding time with some bros.
Fuck pussy tonight, it's time for some brondage.
Brondage by Sycros December 4, 2010

Bronage a Trois 

A play on the word ménage a Trois.

When a girl is fucking with two dudes at the same time, but the guys are cool with it because they agreed to it beforehand without her knowledge.
Tiffany: You know Keisha’s been fucking with David behind your back for months now!

Reggie: Yeah, we both know how she gets down, so we have a Bronage a Trois going on.
Bronage a Trois by Mr.YumYum January 5, 2021

Bronage a trois 

When two bros decide to add a third bro to their brolatioship. The third bro can move in with the two existing bros in their living space or he can adopt both bros into his own. While the three males may all be completely heterosexual (see totally straight), by this point at least one bro is usually able to willingly identify himself as being bromosexual.

It derives from the french "menage a trios" (meaning household of three) and the english "bro".
Bro 1: You seem like a pretty chill bro. Want to start a brolationship?

Bro 2: I already have one.

Bro 1: Bronage a trois then?

Bro 2: Hellz yeah!
Bronage a trois by ILoveYouBro November 26, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026