Kruschef 

1. Kruschef (noun) ( Crew-chev)- A british hispanic who is very smart and loves Legend of Zelda - acarina of time. Loves giving big hugs, a very love able man. AKA for being hairy.

Dude look at that Kruschef he looks ripped

Kruschef by jimbo0848inpit June 13, 2012

Kruschev

Kruschev (spell Hrushtshov) was the leader of USSR in 1953-1964.

Criticized Stalin in 1956 for being a bloody tyrant-like leader and blamed some of his henchmen as Stalin's executioners.
Two things are most common in this fella: (Trying) to improve relations with the western world and using corn as the main field product.
Was bald and his people saw him as a funny man, due to the corn policies (trying to plant corn all over the USSR, including in the tundra and swamp).
Also provoking a nuclear war, by amassing warheads to Cuba and locking USA and the USSR to a nuclear stalemate.
Was overthrown in 1964 by Leonid Brezhnev and Juri Andropov That is all.

Russian anecdote about what describes Kruschev quite accurately

A football match held between USA and USSR. The head guests are John F. Kennedy and Nikita Kruschev. When the Americans started to lose Kennedy called his team up and promised his men something. And when the Russians started to lose the game, Kruschev called his team up and promised his men something. USSR's football team won and now Kennedy and Kruschev asked each other that what promises they made.

Kennedy: "I promised my men that every one of them would get $100 000, If they win the game."
Kruschev: "I promised my men that I'll order to plant corn on every single football field in USSR, If they lose the game."

Kruschev by Möszick April 25, 2013

kruschev

Big ass eyebrows. Named for the former Communist Party Leader Nikita Kruschev, who had eyebrows that took up half his face.

I saw Brooke Shields on TV last night...that girl's got some big ass brows.

Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.

kruschev by Geoff Lilley November 4, 2007

Kruschen

The type of guy who seems like he would be meek and boring but is actually very funny, witty, thoughtful, and caring. He is a listener but can definitely make you laugh if he wants to. He is the type of guy to give surprise gifts and make cinematic videos for his girlfriend.

Oh, Kruschen? He’s a chill guy.

Kruschen brought me and my family strawberry croissants!

Kruschen by kuraching12 November 23, 2021