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smut faced whore

A white or black female hooker who is butter faced, has raging beef curtains, and never stops slobbing deacon.
I can't believe you fucked that smut faced whore last night in the basement of a meth lab.
smut faced whore by bmore410 March 6, 2010

smutface 

Expressing distaste for someone's appearance, or attitude. Someone who constantly has their nose in some sort of smutty periodical.
"Maureen is a smutface"
smutface by SmutBurger July 11, 2006

smutface 

(n) a derogatory term used to describe smuts while speaking directly to them.
Wrong Example: "You're a smut."

Correct Example: "You're a disgusting, dirty (but still kinda hot) smutface and I'll only sleep with you while wearing a condom and if no one finds out about it."
smutface by EmersonLives November 11, 2014

smutface 

a girl that is hot but doesn't easily put out
we ran into all these smutfaces last night and of course none of them came home with us despite our best efforts.
smutface by redfleece June 25, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026