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Crampissed 

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
Crampissed by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018
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Cramish is a word for very VERY VERY close friends, even if they are miles apart. They are meant to be insperable and even if they have MANY fights, they will always be best friends. Usually, people who are in CRAMISH, have different personalities from each other which makes them unique in their own way. This also keeps them close together, Forever.
I hope we will all become Cramish one day!!
Cramish by R from Cramish July 29, 2011

Champish 

John is puking on the side of the car. He is being very champish.

Nate is talking shit to everybody tonight. He's being such a champish fuck.
Champish by Goarat November 4, 2009

crappish 

The special ability to talk stupid things more than suitable things. Language of who talks a lot of crap.
Kanye West talks so many crap that I could say he speaks "crappish"
crappish by shickst May 29, 2016

Crumpish 

A dumbass bitchy ass language spoken to say "my balls itch"
Retard: MY BALLS ITCH
Random Dude: He's speaking crumpish
Crumpish by Birdite July 30, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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