Seiders

A last name or a nick name of an individual who does not know when to quit. A social climber who is not having any success, who also has a tendency to label everything.

He is...That guy...also know as the most Uninteresting Man in the world, or the spokes person for Uno Equis.

Situation: Looking for an office item in an area of major familiarity

Seiders: Can I help you with that? I mean I've been here for 3 months and you've been here for three years but I know things around here a bit better

Me: No, I'm good, I got it.

Seiders: Are you sure? Are you looking for a stapler or folder? Do you need help with the printer/copier at all?

Me: Dude, seriously...I'm good...

Seiders by antsthatfarmforknowledge April 10, 2012

spiders georg 

an outlier who should not have been counted.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

spiders georg by Corchell May 30, 2014

Not here to Fuck Spiders 

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

Not here to Fuck Spiders by Parker26 August 20, 2010

Kmart sliders 

During the 1980s, poorly made athletic shoes sold at Kmart, usually under the brand names of athletix, trax, or dynamax. The nickname sliders was derived from observing the less-fortunate kids who wore them in gym class, sliding all over the floor due to the poor quality of the soles.

Rodney missed school today because he slid into the bleachers and hit his head while playing floor hockey in gym class, likely as a result of wearing Kmart sliders.

Kmart sliders by gus313 August 25, 2009

irondad and spiderson 

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

irondad and spiderson by KAYLINJAMIEALEXISNORA June 20, 2018

cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.

(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"

cider spiders by polecat1982 August 25, 2007

spiders from mars 

The band that Ziggy Stardust plays in from David Bowies song "Ziggy Stardust"

"Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band."

spiders from mars by RUCAS June 29, 2008