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Wolverining 

You dress up in the Wolverine outfit (comic book version, of course) and when the priest says "If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace." The person busts into the wedding and causes general disarray. This is usually done in groups so as to cause maximum confusion.
Groom: Yo, I was just about to get married to the life of my life and you won't guess what happened?
Friend: What?
Groom: Joe, Phil and Harry came in Wolverining...

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Priest: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace.
Wolveriners: Yo! We're Wolverining this wedding!
Wolverining by Ionxion April 7, 2012
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Wolverining 

When you place a nail in between each of your fingers and punch someone
Example- My man Billy Bob was wolverining someone last week

Wolverining 

When you glue two butter knives to the knuckles of your middle and pointer finger and finger fuck your self or others.
God I love Wolverining myself till completion every night
Wolverining by AbortedBaby69 September 24, 2023

wolverinigator 

A rare genetic cross between a wolverine and an alligator. Commonly illustrated with a gator body and 'rine head. Known to smell fear.
"Woah, buddy! You almost stepped on that wolverinigator's cak!"
wolverinigator by BigCakdaddy October 16, 2017

Wolvering 

v., to desperately go after someone that already is in a relationship.
Kairos: Ugh, did you see him wolvering me earlier?

Dejah: Yeah, and everyone knows you have a boyfriend.

Kairos: Mhm. *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
Wolvering by moriartysapprentice August 25, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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