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When some idiot posts or says something like 'cool story bro' or 'lol i found that funny' or what not. 'Low Quality Posting'.
Guy 1: Lol I had the best day 2day. I got laid then I had lots of fun!!!!one1e1on1! <Insert details of day>
Guy 2: Nice
Guy 3: Fucking LQP faggot
LQP by WhyFish June 6, 2010
Stands for Laugh Quietly Please: the intelligent person's alternative to lol.
Person 1: lolz rofl omg it woz zo funny lyk xoxoxoxox
Person 2: lqp
lqp by fd987 February 28, 2012
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lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt 

You have ascended and broken through to the last stage of boredom. You are steps away from reaching the epitome of boredom. However, you most likely have a gigantic task up ahead that you must do if you want to live. One possible task you might have is homework, and you are most likely in school right now. There is no real reason why you should be doing this. Which means you are bored currently. The energy of boredom around you is very influential on others. The method of which you reached this term shall not be disclosed.
Person 1: Hey, where are you at? Person 2: I'm already on plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq. Person 1: Wow, that's so impressive! I'm still on qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Person 3: You all are noobs. I have reached lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt. I am lqpamzkwosnxjeidbchrufgvyt.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026